Monday, September 8, 2014

The Shit Gamer’s Review – ‘The Walking Dead: Season Two’, and ‘The Wolf Among Us’

As someone who is more an expert TV watcher than gamer I was engrossed by Telltale Games’ first instalment of ‘The Walking Dead’ series. Basically, one’s chances of not finishing a Telltale Game are equivalent to not finishing watching a DVD box set – sit there for about ten hours and you will do it. (Though you do feel your gaming abilities may be a tad shit when you die just from not pressing ‘A’ quickly enough.)

However finger dexterity is not the point of Telltale Games; it is being in the centre of the tension, as each action you make and decision you take affects the other characters around you. These are the more colourful, more realised, versions of the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ books, with the added bonus that you get the stats on what adventures other players chose as well.


In the first season of ‘The Walking Dead’ you were Lee Everett, continuously trying to protect the young girl Clementine from hordes of ravenous zombies. In the second season, you take the role of Clementine, a few years older and more hardened, as she joins a new group of survivors. Essentially the gameplay is the same as the first set of episodes - shooting zombies in the head, pushing zombies off you, keeping an eye out for assholes – these are the things that you will have to do again to progress.

One main difference though is that the second season is less reliant on puzzles, and more reliant on simply making dialogue choices than the first season. I am a little conflicted on this development. On one hand, pushing buttons and pulling switches in the first season held up the story when I am impatient to know what comes next at the best of times, but on the other it has made progressing through the game even simpler.

But I think it is not the lack of puzzles that has meant the second season is a small step below the first in quality. I think it is more that I seem to have less of an influence on what is going on around me. For example in the first season the cast of characters in each episode was somewhat different depending on who you had chosen to save. Also, there seem to be less shocks – in the first season, there were incidents I will never forget like the scene outside the van in episode three, and the first entry into Crawford – but I don’t think there was a ‘holy crap!’ moment in season two.


‘The Walking Dead’ may be a victim of its own high standards here, but I have actually preferred playing another recent Telltale adaptation of a comic book series, ‘The Wolf Among Us’, based on DC’s ‘Fables’ series. The main premise of ‘Fables’ is that the characters of fairy tales, nursery rhymes, and other public domain stories have been driven out of their homelands and have built an exile community in modern-day New York.

In ‘The Wolf Among Us’ you play as Bigby Wolf, aka The Big Bad Wolf, who is now in human form and the Sheriff of Fabletown. The game has amped up the detective/noir aspects of the comic book series, both in atmosphere and in plot, with Bigby trying to solve a series of murders. The villains, all taken from fairy tales and such, are excellent, particularly the terrifying Bloody Mary, who can emerge suddenly from mirrors to kick your ass.


Your chances of dying in ‘The Wolf Among Us’ are essentially non-existent; even if you fail to press ‘W’ or ‘A’ a few times you can generally recover to win the fight. The main ‘challenge’ here, in terms of gameplay, is choosing the order in which to do things; scenes can play out somewhat differently depending on the choices you make, more akin to the first season of ‘Walking Dead’.

So as far as being games, neither ‘The Walking Dead’ or ‘The Wolf Among Us’ are all that difficult. Yet I have enjoyed ‘The Walking Dead’ games more than all but a few issues of that series, and probably more than all the TV episodes, while I loved ‘The Wolf Among Us’ more than all but the best couple of ‘Fables’ storylines. Perhaps these titles should be thought less of as games and more of as a new form of graphic storytelling, which takes you out of the ‘flat’, passive, two-dimensional world of traditional comics, and gives you the chance to determine – at least to some extent – the actions of the characters yourselves (which, to be frank, is what many comic book fans want to do anyway). If that is the case then I can’t say I mind, particularly since the games are no more expensive than a trade paperback anyway. 
 
 

Saturday, September 6, 2014

The Finger Points Outwards - No. 89 – Some Dead Set Wrong Predictions for Richmond Supporters to Be Semi-Smug About, At Least Until Tomorrow

Last Saturday night, wildly against the odds, Richmond won its ninth straight game in a row to qualify for the 2014 AFL finals, sending its supporter base – including myself – into hysterics. Six times in the past two decades the Tigers had finished ninth, just missing out on finals action, so grabbing eighth spot was particularly sweet.

Of course, you can’t really be too smug if all you have done is finished eighth; it just means that seven teams have finished above you rather than eight teams. And as I have argued before, ‘sneaking’ into the finals doesn’t really have much benefit, at least in terms of future performance.

But part of following sport is the psychic benefits, and the psychic benefits for Tigers’ supporters of coming from essentially nowhere to grab a finals spot are huge. Finishing ninth six times in a row in the past twenty years was an improbable event, and Richmond was on the wrong side of it (even if their history of finishing ninth or just missing the finals is often overstated). Winning nine games in a row to make the finals was also an improbable event, and Richmond was on the right side of this one, like some sort of karmic balance, Essentially Richmond has now averaged out its averageness.  

One thing that I found remarkable about Richmond’s winning streak though was the number of media commentators that rose up to quash any chance of the Tigers making the finals, as if Tigers’ supporters were all lining up en masse for Grand Final tickets. Everyone knew it was unlikely, but to say they were NO CHANCE?! As with many fields, in sports media you can just make predictions willy-nilly or take a cheap shot, and usually no-one will hold you to account for it. The articles below were wrong, so very wrong. Or as Dr Cox from ‘Scrubs’ would say:




From least egregious to most egregious, here are some links for Tigers’ supporters to feel a little bit smug over, at least until tomorrow.
Choice phrases: “So ease off the talk of being a game out of the eight. Having only beaten one team from that end of the ladder this year, Richmond are not going to bring home the required spoils from Adelaide and Sydney. As ever at Tigerland, it’s a case of maybe next year.”
Mitigating factor: Geoff Lemon is one of the better AFL (and Australian sports) writers out there and has a great Twitter account, so while I do think the certainty of this prediction is now amusing I’m not going to rag on this too much.
Choice phrases: “Their form in the past six weeks, rather than frank the form of last year, adds to the perception that they struggle with expectation.”
Mitigating factor: Garry Lyon did believe that the Tigers could win against Sydney last week. And he could argue that his main point still stands: Richmond should be aiming for a finals win to call this season a success.
Choice phrases: "When Richmond loses to Sydney, they won’t surprise anyone…"
Mitigating factor: The author has admitted he got this one wrong.
Choice phrases: "Sydney at ANZ Stadium. The Tigers have lost their last seven in Sydney dating back to 2004, and will meet a Swans’ team possibly looking to secure top spot, and a home final, and be in peak form heading into September. Good luck with that Richmond.
But, again, let’s just say, for the sake of it that they beat the Swans and finish with 12 wins and 10 losses. Will that be enough?
I don’t think it will. It will more than likely lead to another ninth-placed finish and will end a season that promised so much but in the end delivered what Richmond teams have delivered so often in the past, disappointment."
Mitigating factor: Some troll (comment made August 30 @ 11.01 pm) has already gone back and held the writer to account for this. Also the Tigers still had the Bombers, Crows, and Swans to beat at that point. But the ‘Good luck with that Richmond’ quote is now pretty satisfying.
Choice phrase: "... the Tigers are no hope against the Swans and the 2014 season was a complete waste."
Mitigating factor: None whatsoever. The Tigers were certainly not favourites against the Swans, but they had just won eight straight games! ‘No hope’ was a tad over the top to say the least.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

The Wooden Finger AFL All-Australian Team 2014

The squad for the 2014 AFL All-Australian Team was named this week, which has prompted me to undertake my annual exercise of picking who I think will make the final team. I tend to move between picking it before the squad is announced, meaning that I end up picking some players that do not even make the squad of 40, and picking it after the squad is announced. This year though all the players I was thinking of including made the squad.

I have not watched as much AFL this year as recent years, as I almost essentially swore off football in the middle of the season when Richmond had fallen back towards the bottom of the ladder (though I still watched their matches). Hence I am relying a bit more this year on those damn lying statistics, and as always the ‘general consensus’.

Given the ‘general consensus’, while I would not go so far to say that these players are locks I would be very surprised if any of them did not make the final cut, even if not necessarily in the positions I have assigned to them here.


B:
 
 
 
HB:
Nick Malceski
 
 
C:
Tom Rockliff
Joel Selwood
Nat Fyfe
HF:
Robbie Gray
Lance Franklin
Luke Breust
F:
 
 
 
R:
 
Josh Kennedy
Gary Ablett
I:
Scott Pendlebury
 
 
 
 
 
 

So which players do I think fill out the remaining positions?

Defenders: Cale Hooker has been considered an All-Australian backman from early in the season. Harry Taylor is possibly now the league’s premier defender. Alex Rance just pips Eric Mackenzie through the momentum of his final round season-saving performance, and because I am a Tigers supporter. Daniel Talia looks a slight step below those guys to me. Nick Smith is essentially the only ‘back pocket’ in the squad. Brodie Smith has been racking up the numbers at half-back, particularly the rebounds from the back 50 metres.

Forwards:  How do you split Jarryd Roughead, Tom Hawkins, and Jay Schulz, who all kicked 62 goals?  Roughead is versatile (see below) and gets a bit more of the ball, so I think he is in. Hawkins has more SuperCoach points per game than Schulz (damn lying statistics), so that suggests to me he may have been more effective. Brent Harvey gets the other ‘small forward’ spot, as a sentimental favourite at age 36, and because at least one Roo should probably be in there. I am shifting Luke Breust to the forward pocket to put Harvey in a midfielder/forward position.

Ruck: The only thing that Aaron Sandilands did better this year than Sam Jacobs is get a few more hitouts per game, so Jacobs gets this spot. Roughead is back-up ruckman.

Interchange: Matt Priddis and Jordan Lewis get the ‘Brett Ratten Circa 2000 It’s About Time’ spots for this year. They are also the midfielders that are next in line in the Brownlow Medal betting. The other player who is next in line in the betting, Dyson Heppell, gets the other spot.


B:
Nick Smith
Cale Hooker
Alex Rance
HB:
Nick Malceski
Harry Taylor
Brodie Smith
C:
Tom Rockliff
Joel Selwood
Nat Fyfe
HF:
Robbie Gray
Lance Franklin
Brent Harvey
F:
Luke Breust
Jarryd Roughead
Tom Hawkins
R:
Sam Jacobs
Josh Kennedy
Gary Ablett
I:
Scott Pendlebury
Matt Priddis
Jordan Lewis
 
Dyson Heppell
 
 

Sunday, August 31, 2014

AFL Power Rankings: Round 23 2014

RISING UP

Greater Western Sydney easily takes home the title of the most improved AFL team in 2014, gaining almost eight goals worth of ranking points this season, equal to the current distance between Sydney and Carlton, or Geelong and St. Kilda. The Giants are essentially equal fourteenth after their win against the Bulldogs, coming from last place – and a long, long way behind every other team except Melbourne – at the start of the season.

Mention here should also be made of the West Coast Eagles, who have finished off the season well, and currently sit in sixth, which is their highest ranking position for the year. No finals this year for the Eagles, but good signs going into next year. Another team that missed September action – the Adelaide Crows – also had a good finish to the season. Non-Victorian teams now occupy five of the top six spots in the rankings, even though only three of them made the finals in the end.

FALLING DOWN

No team really crashed this week, so hey, let us not focus on the negatives, and get straight into the season summary.


ALSO OF NOTE

Below is the usual end of home and away season Power Rankings summary for 2014. Squint at (or enlarge) the graph and you can see every team’s progress this year. Meanwhile the table shows each team’s highest, lowest, average, median ranking position and standard deviation in their ranking positions over the year.



Top club – Sydney ended the H&A season as the minor premier and #1-ranked team, a position that it has held since Round 17. Hawthorn though spent almost all of the other rounds in the top spot, only broken by Fremantle in Round 2.

Bottom clubSt. Kilda ended the H&A season with the ‘wooden spoon’ and as the lowest ranked team, a position that it has held since Round 13. Despite its significant improvement GWS was the next worst, spending nine weeks at the bottom of the heap.

Most average club – This goes to Richmond, with an average, median and finishing position of ninth in 2014. I would say insert your go-to Richmond ninth ‘joke’ here, but after the Tigers qualified for the finals last night those ‘jokes’ mean nothing now! Nothing!

Most variable club – Actually it was Sydney, with a standard deviation of almost three positions. The Swans spent the first ten rounds in ranking spots between fifth and eighth, but they caught fire towards the middle of the season, and were second or higher from Round 11 onwards. Collingwood, which had a very good first half of the season, but fell hard towards the end (partly because its ranks were depleted), also had a highly variable season.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

The Finger Points Outwards - No. 88


TRAVEL: In which country are you most likely to find tourists? The answer is obvious when you think about it, but the estimated tourist concentrations of other countries are interesting too.

TELEVISION: Kids’ TV show ‘In The Night Garden’ is weird.

MUSIC: The secret life of a lead singer.

TELEVISION/CARTOONS: Family Guy meets Simpsons trailer. I’m excited.

ECONOMICS/BOOKS: Thomas Piketty’s monster ‘Capital in the Twenty First Century’ summarised here and here and (in chart form) here. I include these because I just finished the book myself and you should all be impressed. I also include this because I am thinking of writing something about the book on this blog in which you would probably find out how little I absorbed it.

Monday, August 25, 2014

BEER!![16] – BeerGraphs

As anyone who has read this blog at least semi-closely knows, these are my favourite things in the world to write and read about:

1.      Using analytics, especially to prove something is wrong
2.      AFL, especially using analytics to prove something is wrong
3.      Indie music
4.      Basketball
5.      Comic Books, particularly the Avengers
6.      Lists
7.      Beer
8.      Economics, particularly minimum wages
9.      Cricket, especially to prove something is wrong
10.  Books
11.  Movies
12.  I don’t have an opinion on anything else
BeerGraphs then is a site that combines nos. 1 and 7 on that list – and I guess no. 6 as well. The clever piece of analytics on this site is its Beers Above Replacement (BAR) rating. Since beer ratings vary widely from one style of beer to another, the ‘worth’ of a beer has been rated here relative to other beers of the same style (i.e. lagers are compared to other lagers, stouts to other stouts, etc.). There are some other tweaks to get to the final figure, but that is the basic concept.
Using BAR, the BeerGraphs site has built leaderboards both for beers and for breweries. You can filter these leaderboards for ABV, and also for region. I have had a go at these, although using them reminds me just how many different beers are out there, particularly on the US Pacific Coast. Hence, it is rare on the leaderboards that I see a beer I know, and since even the best beer shops near my place would have only a fraction of those beers, rare that I would see a beer that I could easily try. The site is probably a lot more fun to use if you live in the US, especially given the content of the articles. Regardless I do admire the concept of BAR, and might still use it sometime in the future to guide my beer drinking.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

AFL Power Rankings: Round 22 2014

RISING UP

Port Adelaide’s return to form on the weekend, in which it did more damage to Carlton than Neil’s bowels did to Will’s face in the new Inbetweeners flick, sees it re-enter the top four in the rankings. Port’s win also shores up the decidedly non-Victorian feel that the top of the rankings have had in 2014, particularly in the second half of the season. Indeed, the last time the non-Victorian teams were this dominant Twitter had just been launched, and the Australians were winning World Cup matches.

FALLING DOWN

Carlton is the obvious team to spotlight here after it undid much of its progress in recent weeks by getting Neiled on by Port. Things have not really gone right for the Blues since they spent over $600,000 a year on a midfielder that averages 17 disposals a game. As shown in the major American sports league being able to pay big money to lure players away also means that teams need to be judicious in which players they give that money to. (To be fair to Dale Thomas though, he is far from the only reason for Carlton’s mediocre form this season.)

ALSO OF NOTE

Adelaide moves above North Melbourne despite losing to the Kangaroos on the weekend. The Crows only lost narrowly, and even though the match was played in Tasmania I have counted it as a home match for the Roos, with the usual +12 points home ground advantage. This is consistent with how I treat Hawthorn’s Tasmanian matches against non-Victorian sides. Should the same logic apply to North Melbourne though? What do readers think?

Also of note: next week, for the penultimate rankings of 2014, I will do my usual summary of the season.